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Tart and somewhat sweet
my socks make for a napkin
Now they are dyed red

Shouldn't just be North
flavour is too good to pass
soon they will agree

Bag opens, search begins
Red powder covers greasy potato chunks
perpetual search for perfection
Almost burnt but not quite, *snatch*
Crunch!
I think I see a better one
Mouth watering
Time to shotgun crumbs
Will the search ever end
Nope
Another day, another bag

Happy Canada Day,
Marc











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  1. Someone was paying attention in grade 9 English.

    Possibly your copy editing wife.



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