Skip to main content

Mosh for Jesus

 A wise man once said, "Pretzels are for drunks and hosers". Well, wise might be an overstatement. Regardless, sometimes it's pretzel time. Tonight is one of those times thanks to some 56g bags of Pretzel Pzazz that I found at the Dollar Tree recently. As I was walking down the "chip aisle" after grabbing some 102g bags of Covered Bridge some brightly coloured little bags caught my eye near the candy section of the "chip aisle". Upon closer inspection, these bright little bags were flavoured pretzels, Spicy Dill Pickle to be exact. As I let my eye wander slightly to the left I noticed that there was also an All Dressed flavour. Well dang, how can I pass up on a 56g deal like these. I'm not generally into pretzels but the flavours were quite promising. Because spicy dill pickle smacks on chips I grabbed 2 bags. I consumed my first bag of Pretzel Pzazz 'seasoned pretzel pieces' Spicy Dill Pickle variety a week or so ago. My initial impression was there was too much pretzel flavour and not enough spicy dill pickle. Lets see what impression I get from these pretzels tonight. Pzazz mixes mini pretzel sticks, mini blown up pretzel sticks (like the airy ones that you sometimes find filled with "cheese" and such [these ones however have no filling, just less dense pretzel sticks {last time I found myself wishing that they injected pockets of seasoning into the blown up pretzel sticks, that'd be tight}]) and typical pretzel shaped mini pretzels. There's quite a kick to the spicy side of these dill pickle pretzels, it's almost like a tobasco kick. The airy pretzel sticks blend better with the seasoning than the mini sticks and 'pretzel' shaped pretzels, however the pretzel shapes often have flavour caking in the little pretzel holes which is fantastic. The dill pickle half of the seasoning is a slightly sweet dill pickle that hits you at the same time as the heat. Not overly vinegary. Cruncy, salty and bready with a kick. 

I have never seen Dillinger Four live, up until a couple years ago I didn't even own any of their albums. They've been on my radar since..I don't know, somewhere between Situationist Comedy and Civil War, but for some reason I let them remain in the influenced my favourite bands category as opposed to the part of my collection category. Either way, D4 bangs. If you're unfamiliar with them, they laid the road for the midwest pop punk sound. When I say midwest pop punk I'm not referring to the warped tour vein of pop punk. Melodic throaty vocals, gruff harmonies, abrasive mix of hardcore and pop punk. Angry, sarcastic, witty, intelligent..depth for days. Oh, and their live shows are notorious for being drunken shit shows. All hail the godfathers.

The All Dressed seasoned pretzel pieces from Pretzel Pzazz smell very BBQ heavy. They taste a bit smoky, some onion..when I search my mouth I can find a lil hit of vinegar. There's a kick in there too, it's not quite spicy, but just a little tingle tangle on the tip of my tongue. The seasoning tastes slightly unique, but it can't quite compete with the breaddyness of the pretzels. For me these would benefit from a slightly heavier seasoning coverage. It's the same mix of mini sticks, mini airy sticks and mini pretzel shapes as the other bag. Once I got to the bottom of the bag I started to get a bit more seasoning residue when grabbing some pretzels and was picking up on some sugary sweetness. There was quite a lot of granular sugar at the bottom of the bag. Interesting take on all dressed, I think it'd be great to try on a potato chip.

Stay hydrated,

Marc



Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Stairway to heaven 2

Dear Diary, I was in Dollarama last week picking up some last minute..well it doesn't really matter why I was there. Anyway, as I was in the line for the checkout and out of the corner of my eye I noticed a blue bag that I'd seen a million times before. For some reason this time, it's unassuming blue on blue top with stock photo potato chip bottom intrigued me (that in addition to it being 280g for $2). I thought, to myself, 'hey, they carry Covered Bridge..maybe these Made in Canada "D Gourmet" potato chips are some other high end chip that just happens to be carried in dollar stores.'. I proceeded to take the $2 leap and threw them in my basket. Within an hour of getting home I had cracked the bag and was happily consuming. These D Gourmet Salt & Vinegar potato chips were for lack of better term, pretty run-of-the-mill. The chips are somewhat sterile, no well done chips and no skins, and fairly lightweight. The seasoning is faint but fairly well di...
Post a Comment
Read more

Antoinette

 At the end of 2023 I saw Quit It! play in Winnipeg at the Handsome Daughter. I typically try to catch the opening bands, because I like being introduced to new music. One of the opening bands was Leon's Getting Larger, LGL (not sure if they ever abbreviate their band name like that [it reminds me of LWL, the Jersey pop punk band from the late 90s early 2000s, I'll Always Remember the 6th is such a banger {LGL doesn't really sound much like LWL, other than a bit of off center pop sounding...where was I going with this}]) were really fun to watch and they produce a sound that I don't hear very often coming out of Manitoba (maybe I just typically run in a different musical circle?). Anyway, Leon's Getting Larger put out their first album late last year, You Be Good Now ...which saw a vinyl release earlier this month (February 2025). I ordered a copy and it came to my door late last week. This album's great. Leon's Getting Larger has a couple singin' voices...
Post a Comment
Read more

And Nothing Is Forever

It happened. I started wondering if it ever would. It's been 16 years. People who were born after 4:13 Dream became teenagers and started driving between 4:13 and Songs Of A Lost World. Am I complaining that The Cure took 16 years to put out another album? No. They don't owe me anything. If Lost World never came out that would have been perfectly fine. Mr. Smith and his cohorts provided the world with hours and hours of fantastic music. In 2024 they added 49 minutes and 16 seconds into their absolutely amazing catalogue. A lot of the lead-up to Lost World spoke of the darkness of the album, the very few reviews that I've glanced at have mentioned the darkness as well. Like, I sort of see it, but to me, it's more of a heavy album (not like metal heavy, more so that there's some serious weight to this piece of art) and sonically epic soundscapes. There's a lot of brightness in the music and vocal melodies. Don't get me wrong, the lyrics are super bleak and if ...
Post a Comment
Read more